The extracts will be from different sources. I will choose them at random, so they will not necessarily be intelligent, memorable, informative or funny. Even by the consistently puerile standards of this blog, this is an exercise in puerility. In the comments section you can, if you want, post extracts from what you have read/heard today.
Extract 1 is from Book (Fiction):
The municipal stadium was deserted—not a single living dead to be seen.—Nicolas Dickner, Apocalypse for Beginners